Introductions? Who Needs Introductions?

Normally, this is the part where people introduce themselves and the general point of their blog.
I, however, am not normal in the slightest, and certainly won't follow such a pattern. This blog is far, far, too original for that!
In a normal blog, the writer might put a bit here saying that they are a young American Anglophile, a Whovian and Sherlockian (both the original stories and classic films and shows, and the BBC modernization), a Star Wars fan, a Tolkienite, a fan of the Harry Potter novels, a mild Trekkie, a puzzle master in the vein of Hershel Layton, and a generally crazy Sci-fi/fantasy aficionado. But I'm not going to do that at all.
After that, there might be a bit explaining that the writer's blog will be focussed on reviewing different works in those categories (and others that may have been forgotten),  and writing on those fandoms in general.
That's what a normal blog might do for a first post.
I, on the other hand, will tell you, dear reader..... absolutely nothing at all. I may not even exist.
And you will never be the wiser. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!